A Grave Man

I may need to order one of these. The shirt would have been complete if they had included Mercutio's pun somewhere on it (the back perhaps).

Romeo: Courage man; the hurt cannot be much.

Mercutio: No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church door;
but 'tis enough, 'twill serve. Ask for me to-morrow, and you
shall find me a grave man.

Ah, good stuff.

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